- Felt homicidal for not getting my stories published.
- Application of Alt+Ctrl+Del way too often.
- Ate too much chocolate.
- Ate too much chocolate cak.e
- Ate too much cheese.
- Ate too much.
- Designing strategies to get over my perpetual financial crisis, to get over being on the brink of bankruptcy.
- Average time spent contemplating to exercise per day 44 Mins.
- Amount of time spent contemplating per day 02:00 hours.
- Torturing people in my life (goes without saying, the very purpose of my life).
- Enduring 85 bad hair days in 3 months.
- Agony of transforming from messy maddy to not-so-messy-maddy (ask Ree).
- Singing the most out of tune Hotel California at a public place (thanx 2 Goli and Alice).
- Adjusting to ghar ke expectation of being a 'nalla tamil ponnu (long sad story).
- Having pointless arguments, all eventually ending with whatever !
- Accepting a hygiene queen and miss-know-it all as one of my best friends.
- Coming in terms with myself, identity crises- phase II.
- Trying to figure out ways to gate crash iron maiden concert.
- Travelling in a train for 40 hours, with full throttle PDA (public display of affection).
- Travelling in train full of mullahs and quazis (with skull caps, and awakening the whole compartment for namaz at 12 am.
- Living in the national capital where the concept of meters is unheard of to dilli autowallahs.
- Waking up at 3:00 am in the capital, with the baffling thought of not spotting even a single departmental store, or even a kirana dukan.....how weird is that?
- Rejoicing coming back home aka hostel with a huge sigh ghar aa gaye!
5 comments:
Reason No. 24 -> Travelling 15 kilometers (in Bangalore traffic) to wish some unknown person happy birthday.. :D.
Damn...one of ur best posts ever re. and i love the not so messy maddy. i shall work some more on her, lolz!
oh I loved the b'day singing stuff... It was like being a delivery boy for flowers just to see the look on the person's face when they receive it :-)
PDA in a train does get irritating :-) i've endured it... I mean get a first class AC ticket...
and the identity crisis... well the phases never end... its an ongoing process...
HE HE battled wid reason 21 for 3 yrs...loved threatening them with dialing 100 (woman helpline in del!)...always worked!
u actually managed to get 'not so messy'...wow people do change! ;)
and the namaaz reading was too funny...guy in my french call, precisily at 5 wud get up silently go out, lay down a chaddar n read namaaz for 15 mins...come hail or storm...we started getting a 15 min break coz of him...so I wont complain! :)
i read this again today...laughed more than i had laughed last time!
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