Reasons for not blogging in the past month (in random order)

1. Felt homicidal for not getting my stories published.
2. Application of Alt+Ctrl+Del way too often.
3. Ate too much chocolate.
4. Ate too much chocolate cak.e
5. Ate too much cheese.
6. Ate too much.
7. Designing strategies to get over my perpetual financial crisis, to get over being on the brink of bankruptcy.
8. Average time spent contemplating to exercise per day 44 Mins.
9. Amount of time spent contemplating per day 02:00 hours.
10. Torturing people in my life (goes without saying, the very purpose of my life).
11. Enduring 85 bad hair days in 3 months.
12. Agony of transforming from messy maddy to not-so-messy-maddy (ask Ree).
13. Singing the most out of tune Hotel California at a public place (thanx 2 Goli and Alice).
14. Adjusting to ghar ke expectation of being a 'nalla tamil ponnu (long sad story).
15. Having pointless arguments, all eventually ending with whatever !
16. Accepting a hygiene queen and miss-know-it all as one of my best friends.
17. Coming in terms with myself, identity crises- phase II.
18. Trying to figure out ways to gate crash iron maiden concert.
19. Travelling in a train for 40 hours, with full throttle PDA (public display of affection).
20. Travelling in train full of mullahs and quazis (with skull caps, and awakening the whole compartment for namaz at 12 am.
21. Living in the national capital where the concept of meters is unheard of to dilli autowallahs.
22. Waking up at 3:00 am in the capital, with the baffling thought of not spotting even a single departmental store, or even a kirana dukan.....how weird is that?
23. Rejoicing coming back home aka hostel with a huge sigh ghar aa gaye!